Thursday, January 3, 2008

Easy questions

WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.
1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI’s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

All done?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.


ANSWERS TO T! HE QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?   116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?   Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?   November

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?   Dogs

7) What was King George VI’s first name?   Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?  ! Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?   New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?   Orange, of course.

What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too.  

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Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
 
He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He   told, “First  they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out  the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.    
 
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of  people waiting to get in.
 
Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?”
He told, “First they put you   in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”
 
“But  that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many  people waiting to get in?”


“Because maintenance is so bad that

  • the electric chair does not work,
  • someone  has stolen all the nails from the bed
  • and the devil is a former Govt  servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !
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